02 October 2012

Odd Things I Hear

Ya know, as a father, you hear odd things around your home. Some you want to hear - like, "Wow, the boy just said his first word!"

Unfortunately, the things you hear most often tend to be things you really would rather not hear uttered in your home.

Today, topping the list was my wife suddenly saying, "Don't lick me!"

What made me shake my head in dismay was the fact that when I looked under the table to tell the Furball to get out of there, I didn't see the dog...

I saw my daughter.

Anyone have some Excedrin?