24 June 2013


The things you hear nowadays!

I'm relaxing on the couch with my Sweetheart, watching NCIS, when she suddenly looks over at me and asks, "Have you ever had to dig a dessert tick out from under the head of your penis?

What the...??!!

As my mind shut down to protect itself from the mental anguish of contemplating that question and it's potential body-piercing visuals, I vaguely heard her explain that one of her FB buddies had posted about her poor young son being in that exact, horrifying situation.

I don't believe I'll ever be able to sleep again. I'm already having nightmares, and I'm still awake.