22 June 2014

What's Worse?

As I stretched out on the couch for a moment to close my eyes before my wife got home from grocery shopping, my son jumped up to the couch beside me, and I had reason to face a dilemma. A thought experiment of sorts. A cunundrum, if you will.

What's worse?

Having your preschooler jump up beside you, just in time to throw up in your lap?


Having him immediately begin slapping wildly at your crotch in a horrifying attempt to clean it up?